Perfumes

And when will perfumes ever have guarantees?

I see an advert of these celebrity walking around and all these beautiful ladies giving him the eye. It would never happen to me will it? Until these companies give us guarantees I think it is a scam!
It will be so cool - buy a perfume if it says I'm going to get positive feedback from this girl I've been watching, say at work or even in church (what?!)

I guess it's because it is not only the perfume other factors do come into play, oh conveniently someone making the advert forgot to mention it.

When I came here I used to get under arm deodorants for like £1 and was comfortable but now if is less than £15 something is not right! These are some habits I find will be hard to kick as I watch my spending. I bought lacoste perfume for men - and I could not tell my friends how much it cost £29.99!, they would hathoughthgt I was crazy.
Anyway that was last Christmas - I've seen the light now, I want some guarantees before I get any of the perfumes.

How much is too much when it comes to perfumes?